Justice for Nigerian scammers at last!

You know how Nigerian scammers pose as big shots alarmingly willing to give away huge amounts of money to strangers willing to provide a tiny bit of help? Well, those days are over! The Nigerian Economic & Financial Crimes Commission has emailed me to inform me they've captured all those crooks (including the ones in other jurisdictions), recovered the money, and are using it to . . . give away to random strangers whose names appear on the scammers' computers. Like me, they say (addressing me as Dear Sir/Madam). That's right -- $5 million, and I don't even have to do a thing for them. Except hand over some basic information like my Visa number and PIN. That proves I can trust them.