Wednesday, May 1, 2013

More irresolutions

  • I will not clean with microfibre cloths and plain water -- until they invent one that's insecticidal
  • I will not conclude my spiritual exercises by imagining the guests at Cana or the Last Supper singing "The Parting Glass"
  • On the other hand, to quote Lucy van Pelt, who knows what I'll do?

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