My son (we'll call him First Timothy) tells me that while home alone today, he answered the door to "the world's fastest Jehovah's Witness", who handed him an invitation to some event and fled. First Timothy actually pursued him with a copy of Pillar of Fire, Pillar of Truth, but the guy had a head start, fueled perhaps by the stories I suspect the JWs tell each other about our fearsome dwelling and its inhabitants.
ETA: I feel compelled to add, it was the paper he burned, not the distributor. I don't want to be hunted down by any Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, let alone the actual police.
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