Chant

With all the posts flying around about Some Traditionalists, I'm reminded that I once had my own Bruising Online Encounter With A Trad. But I'm not getting into it here and now. I'm only going to react to the memory by parodying Jonathan Coulton's song "Shop Vac".

But that's all right
'Cause I'll be mostly 
At Novus Ordo
Call me neo and I prob'ly won't hear you
Because it's loud with the tambourines.