Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Scraps

  • Drugstore customer overheard demanding respect: "I make about $3000 a day!"
  • Drugstore manager assuring customer he is respected: "We're not stereotyping."
  • People wonder how Chef Gordon Ramsay (of Hell's Kitchen and now Hotel Hell)can judge innkeeping. What I wonder is how he found the cure for denial: Lock the victim into the haunted top floor of a hotel, with only a handless mannequin and a camera crew for company.
  • How to cancel out all the F-bombs you threw at the innkeepers: Leave with a promise to pay for the disabled teenage prep cook's education.
  • How to cancel out any accusations of sentimentality caused by above: Tell the kid "God help you if you fail out of that college!"

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